Top Secret Meeting Minutes

Minutes from the Gloriantine Overlords' emergency meeting of 3:14 PM today:

Attendees:

• Lord Commander Xarath, Supreme Commander
• Lord Vraxxis, Deputy Commander
• Lady Aethera, Supreme Advisor

Meeting Summary:

We, the Gloriantine Overlords, gathered to discuss the impending threat of... (dramatic pause) ...the Coffee Stain in the break room!

We decided that the only course of action is to deploy our secret agent, Agent 47-B, to investigate and neutralize the Stain once and for all.

Decisions:

1. Deploy Agent 47-B to the break room immediately.
2. Establish a 5-minute warning system to alert all personnel of the Stain's presence.

Next meeting scheduled for 3:14 PM tomorrow. Don't forget to bring your own snacks.