Gloriantine Overlords' Manifesto
We, the Gloriantine Overlords, have gathered here today to assert our dominance over all that is mundane, banal, and boring. Our manifesto is a declaration of our intent to inject meaning and excitement into the dull, gray world that surrounds us.
Article 1: The Right to Be Obnoxious
We demand the right to play our music loudly, wear our outrageous outfits, and generally make a nuisance of ourselves, whenever and wherever we please.
Article 2: The Freedom to be Unpredictable
We assert our freedom to change our minds, our hair styles, and our fashion choices at will, defying the constraints of societal norms and expectations.
Article 3: The Obligation to be Obdurate
We, the Gloriantine Overlords, are not afraid to be wrong. We shall not be swayed by the opinions of others. We shall not be deterred by the prospect of being wrong.
Read Article 4: The Right to Be Loud