Dear [Name],

We regret to inform you that your application for the position of "Official Time-Traveler's Guidebook Editor" has been rejected.

While your extensive collection of vintage pocket watches is impressive, our research suggests that your ability to tell time is not quite as refined as you claimed.

We can't in good conscience recommend you for this role when your concept of time is as fluid as a Jackson Pollock painting.

Best regards,
The Hiring Manager

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