DOOMSDAY 2026: THE YEAR THE SKY TURNED PINK

In the year 2026, a catastrophic event known as the "Great Color Shift" caused the sky to turn a deep, foreboding pink. It was as if the heavens themselves were bleeding into the Earth.

As the world teetered on the brink of collapse, our top scientists at the Color Shift Institute worked tirelessly to find a solution. But it seemed like every door they opened led to more chaos:

• The chickens of the world suddenly gained sentience and took over the world's coffee shops, demanding free lattes for all.
• The skies continued to shift, turning a swirling mixture of chartreuse and mauve.
• The world's supply of cat memes ran out, causing widespread panic.
• The world's top economists were forced to eat their own hats due to a severe case of Sudden Onset Hat Indigestion.

Read on for phase 2 of the Doomsday Plan, where things only get worse.

Phase 3: The Great Cheese Famine of 2026

Stay tuned for further updates on the Doomsday Plan.