A quest for the elusive answer has been undertaken by many, but few have succeeded. The journey is long and arduous, often leading down dark alleys and into the abyss of despair. But fear not, dear seeker, for we have prepared for you a map to aid in your quest.
Start by Asking the Obvious, where the most basic of questions are met with the most resounding silence. From there, journey to The Land of the Know-it-alls, where the wise and knowledgeable reside. Finally, arrive at The Mountain of the Answer, where the winds howl with the secrets of the universe.
But be warned, traveler, the journey is fraught with danger and uncertainty. The path ahead is fraught with The Boulder Field of Regrets, where the weight of past failures presses upon thee.