Technique 5: The Art of Doing Nothing

Step 1: Find a comfortable chair. Yes, just sit in it.

Step 2: Stare blankly into space. Don't blink.

Step 3: Think about the meaning of life, but don't actually do anything about it.

Step 4: Practice your best " existential crisis" face in the mirror. Proceed to Technique 6: The Art of Procrastination