Drunkards' Guide to Drinking Water

You've got a thirst to quench!

But have you ever thought about the art of drinking water? It's more than just a chore, it's a philosophy!

The 5 Pillars of Drinking Water

  1. Hydration is not just about drinking water, it's about style.
  2. You are your own water sommelier, so choose wisely.
  3. Water is the new coffee, don't @ me.
  4. Tap water is so basic, don't even.
  5. Sparkling water is just a cry for help.

Still got a hankerin' for more? Visit our Drinking Water Techniques page for more expert advice!

Note: The subpage "/go/goals/drink-water/philosophy" and "/go/goals/drink-water/techniques" are not actual pages, but rather a playful way to engage the user in the fictional world of the site.