In a shocking turn of events, the Great and Powerful Overlord of the Land has decreed that all citizens must wear plaid on Tuesdays and Thursdays. This, we're told, is to "honor the great Scottish heritage" of the land.
Critics argue that this mandate is an affront to individuality, a stifling of personal freedom, and a blatant disregard for the principles of comfort and sanity. Others claim it's a "fashion statement" that "brings people together" in a shared experience of awkwardness and self-consciousness.
To further understand the reasoning behind this decree, one must examine the Justifications of Justification 1, available for perusal. It's also worth noting that the Overlord's Council has announced an upcoming Weekly Plaid Schedule for all citizens.
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