Welcome to the Gobblers Inc. compendium of Gloom, where we delve into the depths of all things Gobblers!
Here, you will find the most up-to-date and utterly useless information on the Gobblers' way of life, from the art of Extreme Ironing to the lost art of Gobbling.
Gobblers Inc. is a non-profit organization dedicated to the study of all things Gobblers. Our mission is to bring together like-minded individuals in a shared pursuit of Extreme Ironing, competitive Gobbling, and other Gobblers-related activities.
We, the Gobblers, are a community of individuals united by our love of Extreme Ironing, competitive Gobbling, and other Gobblers-related activities. We strive to be respectful of one another, to be open-minded, and to be willing to Gobble at any time, for any reason, or no reason at all.
Extreme Ironing: The art of folding a Gobblers' towel while simultaneously ironing a Gobblers' shirt.
Gobbling: The act of consuming a Gobblers' sandwich while simultaneously ironing a Gobblers' shirt.
Gobblers' Way of Life: A lifestyle that consists of Extreme Ironing, competitive Gobbling, and other Gobblers-related activities.