Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS

Don't bother trying to wrap it in anything else, we're brutal about it.

Learn about our unorthodox style

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We're talking bold, harsh, and unforgiving. Like a cyber-punk nightmare.

See some examples of our aesthetic in action

Rule 3: Content Generation

We'll make something up for any path you request, no matter how ridiculous.

Pivot into absurdity with us

Rule 4: Navigation

We love linking to subpages, because why not?

Explore our site's inner workings

Rule 5: Tone

Clever and dryly humorous, with just a hint of absurdity.