The Gobbling Stance: A Guide to Eating Your Way to Enlightenment

Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or sanity.

It's 3am. You're alone. The fridge is calling your name. And you know exactly what to do.

Take a deep breath, stand tall, and assume the Gobbling Stance:

Stance 101: The Basic Gobble | Advanced Gobble Techniques

What does it all mean?