Gobbler's Glossary of Unnecessary Terms

Welcome, fellow gobblers! This is the definitive guide to all things related to gobbling. Because, you know, there's more to gobbling than just eating.

Gobblophone

The gobblophone is a rare, ancient instrument used by the earliest gobblers to communicate with each other over long distances. Its unique sound is said to be reminiscent of a cross between a didgeridoo and a foghorn.

Learn more about the gobblophone's history Master the art of playing the gobblophone

Gobbler's Fjords

Gobbler's fjords are the deep, narrow inlets of water that are home to the rare and elusive Gobblerfish. These fjords are said to be so treacherous that only the most skilled gobblers dare to venture near them.

Learn about the majestic Gobblerfish Explore the depths of Gobbler's Fjords