Q: What is The Unyielding?

A: It's a fortress of unyielding determination.

Q: What's the Manifesto?

A: A 10-point plan to shatter your enemies' spirits.

1. Refuse to be swayed.

2. Stare down your critics.

3. Unleash your inner toddler.

4. Never, ever, ever give up.

5. Be unapologetically you.

6. Refuse all compromise.

7. Unleash your wrath upon the weak.

8. Unrelentingly push your agenda.

9. Be an island unto yourself.

10. Unyielding-ly prevail.

A: And for the love of all that is good, read the fine print.

Section 1: The Unyielding Dictionary.

Section 2: Unyielding Sloganeering.

Section 3: The Unyielding's Guide to Proper Disagreement.

Section 4: Unyielding Etiquette.

Section 5: The Unyielding's Secret to Unyieldingness.

Section 6: The Unyielding's Guide to Unyieldingness in Relationships.

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Contact us, we dare you.