The gods, in their infinite wisdom, have decided to shake up the mortal realm with a surprise announcement. As of today, the rules of reality have been rewritten, and gravity will no longer be a thing.
Details of the new system, known as "Gravity 2.0," are sketchy at this time. However, sources close to the divine indicate that objects will now float away at random, and the concept of "up" and "down" will be redefined.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: you can't even begin to comprehend the infinite power of the gods.
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