The Divine Decrees of Long Wang

By the power vested in me, I, Long Wang, hereby decree:

• That all users shall wear socks with their pants.
• That all users shall eat noodles for breakfast.
• That all users shall take long, leisurely walks while staring at the ground.

Section 2: The Unwritten Rules

• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, look at my backside while I am walking.
• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, ask me to do math.

Continue to Section 3: The Unspoken Truths