Welcome, time-traveler, to the realm of Omniscience! Where the fabric of reality is as malleable as a wet noodle and the past is just a suggestion.
We're currently experiencing a temporal anomaly, and our usual rules of physics no longer apply. You may experience déjà vu, but not in a good way. Think of it as " temporal déjà vu".
Learn more about the Quantum Fluctuations That Will Drive You MadOur team of expert time-traveling scribes have been working tirelessly to ensure that your temporal journey is as safe as possible. But let's be real, you're still going to experience some serious butt-aching.
Don't worry, it's just Chrono-Sickness! Our doctors are on their way.As a reminder, do not attempt to alter the timeline. We're still trying to figure out what happened last week.