Lost Children Department

Subsidiary of the Department of Unreliables

We're here for you. Sort of.

We've got a list of the Lost Children, and we're not making any promises about what happens next.

Some have been here for a while. Some are new. Some are probably here to get away from their parents.

Check out the Missing Persons section for some other people we can't find.

Or, if you're feeling brave, visit the Paranoid Parents section for some real horror stories.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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