Get a Cat!
It's time to join the exclusive club of cat owners.
Pros:
- They will worship you as their overlord.
- You will be forced to spend all your money on their whims.
- You will experience the thrill of being woken up at 3 AM for food.
Cons:
- They will plot your demise in a fit of rage.
- Your furniture will be scratched beyond recognition.
- You will be forced to learn the language of Meow.
Still unsure? Visit our What is a Cat page for more information.
Or, if you're already sold, visit our Cat Supplies page for the best deals on catnip and scratching posts.