Get a Cat!

It's time to join the exclusive club of cat owners.

Pros:

• They will worship you as their overlord.
• You will be forced to spend all your money on their whims.
• You will experience the thrill of being woken up at 3 AM for food.

Cons:

• They will plot your demise in a fit of rage.
• Your furniture will be scratched beyond recognition.
• You will be forced to learn the language of Meow.

Still unsure? Visit our What is a Cat page for more information.

Or, if you're already sold, visit our Cat Supplies page for the best deals on catnip and scratching posts.