Dear Google, we're not really sure what you do, but you seem to be our friend.
We were trying to find the meaning of life, but your autocomplete feature kept suggesting "buy more cat food" so now we're just buying more cat food. Love, The People Who Still Use Google for Everything
A letter from our Cat, Mr. Whiskers
Letters to our Cat, Mr. Whiskers
Our Letters to Google, is our Cat
Best, The People Who Still Use Google for Everything