Why Botox, Creamer-Empress?
According to sources close to the imperial palace, Creamer-Empress wants to look her best for the upcoming Galactic Conqueror's Ball. With her current facial lines, she risks being outdone by the likes of Lord Valtor, that dashing space warlord from planet Zorgon-6.
Side Effects of Botox in Space
As with all things, there's a risk of complications, including:
- Unintentional facial paralysis
- Loss of facial expression
- Uncontrollable twitching of the imperial guard's mustaches
The Creamer-Empress's Botox Timeline
Here's how the Creamer-Empress's Botox journey has unfolded:
- Day 1: Consultation with the galaxy's top Botox doctor
- Day 3-5: Botox injection and recovery time
- Day 7: First signs of facial paralysis appear