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According to sources close to the matter, G'norchian, the galaxy's most notorious rogue planet, is expecting... again.
Details are sketchy, but insiders claim the planet's infamous 'atmospheric waves' are due to a 'sudden and unexplained craving for artisanal coffee.
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