POST 67890: "The Great Sock Conspiracy"

It's not just a case of missing socks, folks. No, no, no. It's a full-blown conspiracy. Learn more

Excerpts from the Sock Files:

"They're watching us, they're waiting for us..." - Sock Whisperer, 1982
"I'm telling you, it's not just the washing machine... it's the dryer, it's the floor, it's the cat..." - Sock Survivor, 1995