FORCED TO LEARN PROPER GRAMMAR!

You have stumbled upon a secret underground bunker, hidden deep within the depths of the internet. Here, the tyrannical Grammar Overlord, Grammar Overlord, demands absolute adherence to the rules of proper grammar.

Will you:

• Submit to the Sentence Fragment Sorbet of Despair
• Enter the Verb Torture Chamber
• Explore the Spectrum of Subject-Verb-Object Harmony