In a world where functionality is the ultimate form of art, we, the Grandmaster Brunelius Society, have taken it upon ourselves to codify the fundamental principles of elegance and efficiency.
Our manifesto is a call to arms for all those who seek to disrupt the status quo, to shatter the chains of mediocrity, and to unleash the full fury of the digital age upon the world.
We believe in the unadulterated power of the black box, the majesty of the monospacing, and the unwavering commitment to the brutalist aesthetic.
Join us in our crusade against the forces of blandness and conformity. Let us march forth into the digital wilderness, armed with nothing but our wits, our cunning, and our unwavering dedication to the cause.