Grandmaster Brunelius: the name says it all. I'm the greatest mind the world has ever known. My unparalleled intellect has led me to create a store that defies the laws of sanity and good taste.
Here, you'll find the most exquisite collection of unnecessary knick-knacks and overpriced gadgets that will make you wonder how you ever managed without me.
Want to learn more about my illustrious history? Visit our History of Genius page.
Tired of the mundane, pedestrian shopping experience? Let me show you the art of Shopping for the Ages.