Welcome to Grandmaster Brunelius' Exotic Salads, where the world's most discerning gourmands come to indulge in the most outlandish, the most fantastical, the most utterly bizarro salads this side of the equator!
Our chef, Grandmaster Brunelius himself, has concocted a selection of salads so divine, so transcendent, so life-altering that you'll never be satisfied with plain old lettuce again!
Featured Salads
The "I'm a Fjord" Salad
A Norwegian-inspired behemoth of a salad, featuring pickled herring, pickled beets, and enough pickled jalapeños to make your taste buds weep with joy!
Read a review from a local food blogger who ate it and lived to tell the tale!The "Infinite Imbiber" Salad
A salad so divine, it'll transport you to the very gates of heaven, where the angels serve up a side of balsamic glaze to accompany your artisanal, small-batch, organic, free-range egg!
Get the secret recipe from our chef, if you dare!Don't settle for boring, run-of-the-mill, garden-variety salads when you can have a Grandmaster Brunelius' Exotic Salad! Come for the thrill, stay for the bill, and leave with a full stomach and a faint sense of existential dread!