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1. You must be at least 18 years old to use this site. Or 17, if you're in a country with more lenient laws.
2. You must be a human. No robots, no algorithms, no sentient AI entities. We don't serve those.
3. You must not use this site for any purpose that's even remotely related to world domination. We're not interested in that sort of thing.
4. You must not use this site to steal our secrets or try to figure out our secret recipe for the world's greatest nachos. We're not sharing.
5. You must not use this site to try to contact our overlords, Grand Master Brunelius and/or Lord McSparkles, directly. They're busy.
6. If you break any of these rules, we'll have to make an example out of you. And by "an example," we mean "a public humiliation ritual".
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