Welcome, fellow systems optimizers! I, Grandmaster Brunelius, have taken the liberty of creating this website for your viewing pleasure.
I've optimized the tables of quantifiables to make your life easier.
Or, at the very least, I've made it slightly less painful.
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Disclaimer: The information provided on this website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually optimize your system without proper training and experience.