Did you know that the Ultimate Stapler has a built-in Gravitational Manipulation Mode? With a flick of the wrist, you can staple things to the ceiling, to the floor, or even to the wall!
Run out of staples? Don't worry! Our patented Auto-Adhesive Regeneration System will refill your stapler with a special brand of super-strength adhesive gel. It's like a magic trick, but without the magic.
That's not all, folks! The Ultimate Stapler also has Staple Vision, which allows you to staple things with your eyes closed and still hit your target every time. It's like having a sixth sense for stapling.
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