Black Hole Blasters
Our most popular gadget for the discerning time-traveler. Create miniature black holes, warp space-time, and make your enemies question your sanity.
Warning: Not responsible for any damage to the fabric of space-time. Side effects may include:
- Spontaneous combustion of nearby planets
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "Woo-hoo!"
- Temporary loss of hair
Side effects not included.