Gravitational Gizmos Launch Schedule

**Today's Launch Schedule**

• R-123: The Rocket with a Mind of Its Own (10:00 AM)
• A-456: The Asteroid with a Slightly-Better-Than-Expected Attitude (11:00 AM)
• R-901: The Robot with a Taste for Fine Dining (12:00 PM)

Note: Times subject to change, gravity waves permitting.

Side effects of gravitational gizmos may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous levitation, temporary loss of consciousness, and/or existential dread.