We specialize in covering the unexpected. Literally. Our team of expert actuaries have crunched the numbers, and the odds of a gravitational sinkhole opening up in your neighborhood are higher than you think.
Don't get sucked into the void without a safety net!
Our policyholders receive:
- Comprehensive coverage for all types of sinkholes, including but not limited to:
- Black hole sinkholes
- White hole sinkholes
- Wormhole sinkholes (don't ask)
- And all other exotic varieties
- Emergency evacuation to a parallel universe in the event of a catastrophic sinkhole collapse
- Free counseling services to cope with the trauma of being near a sinkhole
- Discounts for clients who also hold a 'I told you so' policy
Get a quote today and rest easy knowing you're protected from the crushing depths of despair!