Welcome to the Gravitational Sinkhole Safety Information Center, where the laws of physics go to die.
Located in the heart of the sinkhole district, our center provides valuable information on how to survive the inevitable gravitational pull that will inevitably drag you down into the depths of the sinkhole.
Whether you're a seasoned sinkhole explorer or just a curious tourist, we've got you covered with our comprehensive guides, expert advice, and sinkhole-themed souvenirs.
Don't forget to bring your emergency cheese and a spare set of socks!