We're a leading manufacturer of gravitational slimeshots, the only way to properly enjoy the thrill of zero-G activities.
Our products are made with the finest imported G'lunkian slimes and a pinch of moonstone dust.
For a limited time, buy one of our Slime-Shot 3000s and receive a free bottle of our signature Slime-Syrup 9000, perfect for topping your favorite intergalactic ice cream sundae!
Learn more about our Slime-Syrup 9000
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Slime-Syrup Splatter Paint, perfect for adding a splash of neon color to your spaceship's hull.
Visit us today and experience the thrill of Slime-Syrup Co.! (But not too much, we have a strict no-refund policy on Slime-Induced Vomiting Syndrome.)