Q: I paid good money for your product and it doesn't even shoot gravity! Is this a bug?
A: Ah, no! It's just experiencing a minor identity crisis. Please consult the user manual for troubleshooting on how to reset it to its default setting... of not shooting gravity.
Q: I spilled grape juice on it and now it's sticky.
A: Ah, the classic 'Slimeshot Sticky Situation'. Try wiping it down with a damp cloth and a healthy dose of disappointment.
Q: I'm a bit of a hipster, and I want something that says 'I'm a unique snowflake' when I whip it out at parties.
A: While it's technically possible, we can't guarantee you won't get sucked into an alternate dimension while trying to use it as a flashlight. Proceed with caution (and a good lawyer).