Welcome to the Gravitational Tractor Corporation, where we're working on something big. Like, really big. Like, "changes-the-course-of-human-history" big. Our team of highly trained, slightly unhinged scientists and engineers are working tirelessly to perfect the art of gravitational tractor technology. Because, let's be real, who needs personal growth and development when you can have a tractor that manipulates space-time?
Our research facility is hidden in a heavily guarded, totally-not-actually-a-secret location, where our team works day and night to make sure that the laws of physics are bent to our will. We've got the best and brightest, the most innovative and the most slightly-deranged minds in the business. And by "slightly deranged", we mean "totally, completely and utterly insane".
If you're feeling brave, or just plain curious, you can check out our research page to learn more about our groundbreaking work. Or, if you're just looking for a good laugh, you can check out our archive of terrible ideas that never made it past the whiteboard.
Meet the Team