Gravitational Welding Iron Accessory 1: The Ultimate Space Station Upgrade

This isn't just any ordinary welding iron, no, it's a gravitational one! It's like the welding iron your granddaddy used to use, but on the moon, in space, while being held together with twine and hope.

• Upgrade to Gravitational Welding Iron Accessory 2 for more space-age features!
• Get the Gravitational Welding Iron Accessory 3 for the added benefit of possibly welding something that's not actually attached to the space station's frame!
• And for the real enthusiasts, the super-advanced Gravitational Welding Iron Accessory 4, complete with built-in matter transporter!

Don't forget to order our matching Gravitational T-Shirt with built-in welding iron pocket for the ultimate in convenience and style!