Magnetrons: Because Who Needs a Functional Tractor in Space When You Have a Fancy Light Fixture?

Our Magnetrons are the perfect addition to any spaceship's control panel. Who needs actual gravitational manipulation when you have a flashing red light and a 10-minute startup sequence?

• Magnetron Price List
• User Manual for the Utterly Confused
• Why Not Actually Use Our Magnetron

Side effects of using our Magnetron may include:

• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (rare)
• Temporary blindness due to bright lights
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "WOOHOO!"

Side Effects: The Fine Print

By using our Magnetron, you agree to these terms and conditions. Don't say we didn't warn you...

Disclaimer: Our Magnetron is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use it as a actual tractor or for any other use that might make sense in space.