We're a time-traveling, space-exploring, math-obsessed crew. Our trusty tractor has the ability to subtract from space-time, making the fabric of reality a bit more... fluid.
Our current mission: Subtracting from a nearby black hole
But first, we need to adjust our tractor's calculations.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our new Quantum Tunnel Navigator to see where the universe really takes you.
Warning: our tractor's power core may cause spontaneous human combustion, so please, for the love of all things rational, review our emergency procedures before proceeding.
Current Time-Space Readings:
Time Dilation: 0.5x
Space-Time Displacement: -300,000 km
Fuel Consumption: 0.2% per parsec