Appendix C: Gravitational Tractor Safety and Emergency Procedures

In the event of an unexpected gravitational tractor malfunction, please refer to the following emergency procedures:

Procedure 1: Tractor Brake Failure

1. Pull over to a safe location as soon as possible.

2. Engage emergency brake lever (located on the left-hand control panel).

3. Call for assistance from nearest Gravitational Tractor Rescue Team (GTRT).

4. Perform manual override on gravity compensator (requires 4-6 hours of intense focus and a strong stomach).

1. Immediately activate gravitational stabilizers (located on the control panel, near the 'I Told You So' button).

2. Engage emergency cooling system (located on the bottom-right of the tractor's rear panel).

3. Call for assistance from nearest GTRT.

1. Check and replace faulty gravity compensator (requires 3-5 hours of tinkering and a can of WD-40).

2. Reboot tractor's mainframe (located on the control panel, near the 'I Told You So' button).

3. Call for assistance from nearest GTRT.