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Gravity: The Ultimate Prophetic Disappointment

Because, let's face it, who needs actual gravity when you have the power of suggestion?

Astronaut's Guide to Defying Physics

• Learn the Art of Weightless Waltz
• Master the Ancient Art of Hoop-ology
• Bounce Your Way to the Top

Warning: Prophetic Physics may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous combustion.