Here is your syllabus for this week:
Learn the art of proper Hatardian Gaze, a technique that will help you master the subtle nuances of staring intensely at a single point.
Assignment 1: Practice Hatardian Gaze for 10 minutes dailyStudy the ancient art of Disproportionate Hand-Waving, a crucial skill for any aspiring Gray-Hatardian.
Assignment 2: Develop your Disproportionate Hand-Waving techniqueAttend a mandatory lecture on the History of Gray-Hatard, a subject so rich and complex, it will make your head spin.
Lecture 1: The Gray-Hatardian RevolutionEngage in an intense debate on the merits of proper Hatardian Posturing, a topic that will make you question everything you thought you knew.
Assignment 3: Write a 5-page essay on the ethics of Hatardian PosturingParticipate in a group project on the art of creating the perfect Gray-Hatardian Scream, a skill that will make you the envy of all your friends.
Group Project: The Gray-Hatardian Scream-a-Thon FAQ