Where the skies are always gray, but the predictions are always green.
Because who needs sunshine when you can have an endless stream of doom?
Our team of expert predictors is dedicated to bringing you the most accurate, yet completely fabricated, predictions in the industry.
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Tomorrow: 100% chance of rain, 100% chance of regret.
This week: The apocalypse will come on Tuesday, but don't worry, it'll be a nice one.
Next month: A new, yet-to-be-invented technology will make your life easier, yet more complicated.
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We use a combination of ancient arts and sciences, including but not limited to:
Crystal gazing
Tarot cards
Extensive research (in our extensive library)
Our team of experts has been trained in the art of prediction by the finest minds in the industry (or so we've been told).