2025 Predictions: A Year of Uncertain Certainty

Welcome to the definitive, totally-not-entirely-accurate predictions for the year 2025. Or maybe not.

AI Uprising: 50% of all jobs will be done by sentient machines

By 2025, robots will have become so advanced that they'll be doing all the boring jobs, leaving humans to focus on more creative pursuits like playing video games and eating pizza.

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Mars Colonization: Humans will have colonized Mars, but only to complain about the lack of Wi-Fi

After years of effort, humans will finally set foot on the Red Planet, only to realize that the Wi-Fi signal is weak and the coffee shop is always out of coffee.

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Quantum Computing: Will power 99% of all cat videos, but only 1% of all actual computing needs

The year 2025 will see the advent of Quantum Computing, which will make cat videos run smoothly and efficiently, but will still be unable to process your taxes.

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