We at Green Sock Co. are on a quest for world domination through the subtle art of wearing green socks. Our founder, the illustrious Reginald P. Bottomsworth, had a epiphany one day while wearing a particularly fetching pair of green socks. He realized that with the right footwear, one could rule the world.
Our team of expert sock puppeteers has been perfecting the art of brainwashing through footwear for years. We're not just a fashion statement, we're a statement of intent.
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