Couch Potato Therapist

Welcome to the Couch Potato Therapist's office! I'm here to help you deal with the existential crises of being a sentient, snack-craving, Netflix-binging potato.

Services Offered:

We offer:

• Couch Potato Coaching: Learn to balance your love of chips and soda with actual human interaction.
• Snack Therapy: Work through your issues with portion control and the guilt associated with eating an entire pizza by yourself.
• Remote Control: Let us help you navigate the complexities of binge-watching your favorite shows in peace.

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