Hi there, troubled soul. We know you're here because you've got a problem, and we're not gonna make fun of you... much. Our therapist, Dr. Bottomsworth, has a Ph.D. in Not Judging People (it's a real degree, don't ask). We'll listen to your problems for a few minutes, make some notes, and then we'll get back to you. Probably.
But first, let's get one thing straight: we're not your mom. Don't expect us to make everything better. That's just not how this works.
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