Guano's Unconventional Utensil Museum

Welcome, visitor! You've stumbled upon the world's most unlikely museum. Our collections include the world's most useless, yet strangely fascinating, utensils.

Explore the Utensil of Utter Confusion Discover the Utensil of Utter Disgust Visit the Utensil of Utter Bafflement Behold, the Utensil of Utter Discombobulation
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