Regrettable Tales

Welcome to the Guest Lecturer's Guide to Regrettable Tales, where we serve up the bitterest, most cringeworthy stories from the depths of our own personal hells.

The Great Sock Conspiracy

It was supposed to be the perfect day: a lazy Sunday morning, a freshly brewed cup of coffee, and a clean pair of socks. But little did I know, my cat, Mr. Whiskers, had other plans. As I reached for my socks, I felt a sudden pang of dread. They were gone. Vanished. Stolen.

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Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try: The Time I Accidentally Superglued My Shoes Together