The Salads Message

Dear Bertrand, the troublemaker, I hope this message finds you well. Or, at the very least, finds you with a full stomach and a slightly less troublesome demeanor.

We, the Council of the Salad Kings, have been watching you. We've seen your antics, your pranks, and your general disregard for the well-being of your fellow humans. But we've also seen something else: the way you devour a salad like it's your job.

We are pleased to inform you that we have taken notice of your salad-eating prowess. We have taken this into account, and we are prepared to offer you a reward. A reward that will make all your salad-related dreams come true.

Visit our rewards page to learn more about the amazing opportunities that lie before you.

And remember, Bertrand, a salad a day keeps the doctor away. But a salad a day also keeps the trouble away, because you're not really causing any trouble when you're eating salad.